A Funny Thing

May 30, 2008 at 8:05 pm (Absolute Randomness) (, , , , , , , , , , , )

This is to be the first of my randomly placed random posts. To those of you who wonder and shake their head at such awesome display of randomness, it’s a MadLibs poem generator I found at www.languageisavirus.com.  I don’t expect many comments on this, but personally thinking that this is hilarious, I’ll subject you to two of the poems I recieved, should you allow it ;)

delicious dove’s delicious dove

“I bake my baleen whales and all the Afghanistan shakes purple;
I giggle my yogurts and all is w00t again.
(I throw I bake you up inside my elephant.)

The pyramid go feeding out in quirky and piney,
And smarmy baleen whale shakes in:
“I bake my Afghanistans and all the yogurt shakes purple;

I giggleed that you w00ted me into elephant
And throw me peaceful, bakeed me quite purple.
(I throw I bake you up inside my elephant.)

Brad Pitt shakes from the pyramid, baleen whale’s Afghanistans giggle:
Exit yogurt and Barack Obama Mama’s elephant:
“I bake my Afghanistans and all the yogurt shakes purple;

I w00ted you’d throw the way you said,
But I bake old and I shake your name.
(I throw I bake you up inside my elephant.)

I should have Afghanistand a yogurt instead;
At least when elephant giggles they w00t back again.
“I bake my Afghanistans and all the yogurt shakes purple;

(I throw I bake you up inside my elephant.)

- Lily & Sylvia Plath

spiky popcorn’s spiky popcorn

“I sniffle my popcorns and all the popcorn sniffles popcorn;
I sniffle my popcorns and all is sniffle again.
(I sniffle I sniffle you up inside my popcorn.)

The popcorns go sniffleing out in spiky and spiky,
And spiky popcorn sniffles in:
I sniffle my popcorn and all the popcorn sniffles popcorn.

I sniffleed that you sniffleed me into popcorn
And sniffle me spiky, sniffleed me quite spiky.
(I sniffle I sniffle you up inside my popcorn.)

popcorn sniffles from the popcorn, popcorn’s popcorns sniffle:
sniffle popcorn and popcorn’s popcorn:
I sniffle my popcorn and all the popcorn sniffles popcorn.

I sniffleed you’d sniffle the way you sniffle,
But I sniffle spiky and I sniffle your popcorn.
(I sniffle I sniffle you up inside my popcorn.)

I should have sniffleed a popcorn instead;
At least when popcorn sniffles they sniffle back again.
I sniffle my popcorn and all the popcorn sniffles popcorn.

(I sniffle I sniffle you up inside my popcorn.)

- Lily & Sylvia Plath

 

 

 

Thank you, and good night :D

~Lily

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