A Funny Thing
This is to be the first of my randomly placed random posts. To those of you who wonder and shake their head at such awesome display of randomness, it’s a MadLibs poem generator I found at www.languageisavirus.com. I don’t expect many comments on this, but personally thinking that this is hilarious, I’ll subject you to two of the poems I recieved, should you allow it ;)
delicious dove’s delicious dove
“I bake my baleen whales and all the Afghanistan shakes purple;
I giggle my yogurts and all is w00t again.
(I throw I bake you up inside my elephant.)
The pyramid go feeding out in quirky and piney,
And smarmy baleen whale shakes in:
“I bake my Afghanistans and all the yogurt shakes purple;
I giggleed that you w00ted me into elephant
And throw me peaceful, bakeed me quite purple.
(I throw I bake you up inside my elephant.)
Brad Pitt shakes from the pyramid, baleen whale’s Afghanistans giggle:
Exit yogurt and Barack Obama Mama’s elephant:
“I bake my Afghanistans and all the yogurt shakes purple;
I w00ted you’d throw the way you said,
But I bake old and I shake your name.
(I throw I bake you up inside my elephant.)
I should have Afghanistand a yogurt instead;
At least when elephant giggles they w00t back again.
“I bake my Afghanistans and all the yogurt shakes purple;
(I throw I bake you up inside my elephant.)
- Lily & Sylvia Plath
spiky popcorn’s spiky popcorn
“I sniffle my popcorns and all the popcorn sniffles popcorn;
I sniffle my popcorns and all is sniffle again.
(I sniffle I sniffle you up inside my popcorn.)
The popcorns go sniffleing out in spiky and spiky,
And spiky popcorn sniffles in:
I sniffle my popcorn and all the popcorn sniffles popcorn.
I sniffleed that you sniffleed me into popcorn
And sniffle me spiky, sniffleed me quite spiky.
(I sniffle I sniffle you up inside my popcorn.)
popcorn sniffles from the popcorn, popcorn’s popcorns sniffle:
sniffle popcorn and popcorn’s popcorn:
I sniffle my popcorn and all the popcorn sniffles popcorn.
I sniffleed you’d sniffle the way you sniffle,
But I sniffle spiky and I sniffle your popcorn.
(I sniffle I sniffle you up inside my popcorn.)
I should have sniffleed a popcorn instead;
At least when popcorn sniffles they sniffle back again.
I sniffle my popcorn and all the popcorn sniffles popcorn.
(I sniffle I sniffle you up inside my popcorn.)
Thank you, and good night
~Lily